to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that
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fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow
Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.
Don’t sit and wait. Get out there, feel life. Touch the sun, and immerse in the sea.
Rumi (via stay-ocean-minded)
I have just realized
Tumblr is literally the sea
It’s huge
It’s blue
And the deeper you get, the weirder and scarier its inhabitants are
plus, I mean look at all the ships…
OH MY GOD YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT THERE
2013 in Science: What Did We Learn?
- moon not real
- airplanes technically shouldn’t work
- that comet is getting, uh, really close
- 17,000 new species of boring plants
- discovery of underwater dolphin city
- destruction of underwater dolphin city
- great dolphin war (2013-present)
yeah so i was at my friends house (im a girl hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like your just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.
Inspirational Weight Loss Results From Workouts From A Fattie To A Hottie
This is a inspirational video I found online by a girl named Elana talking about her results working out and the difference its made to her life which is great to see. She bursts out in tears talking about the torment she went through battling with her self esteem and wishing to be like the other girls. This couragous women went from a fattie to a hottie in my eyes.
IM IN THE DRESSING ROOM TRYING ON A DRESS AND MY PHONE WENT OFF AND I FORGOT THE RINGER WAS REALLY LOUD SO MY PHONE SAID “HEY THIS IS RYAN ROSS FROM PANIC AT THE DISCO” AND THE GIRL IN THE DRESSING ROOM NEXT TO MINE FUCKING SQUEALS AND SAYS HEY RYAN I AM HERE OMG I THINK SHE’S OUTSIDE WAITING SOS SOS
Tumblr:
- Me: The sky is blue.
- Tumblr: First of all, trigger warning, you bitch. Blue was the color of the smurf doll I had that got ruined in the wash. Secondly, my brother's girlfriend's cousin's step-sister said the sky was indigo, and she would know, because she studies colors in college. COLLEGE. Also, way to oppress other fucking colors and completely erase light blue, dark blue, and blue-ish green! Educate yourself, you ignorant piece of shit trash! You think you know everything but you have no clue! Thanks to you I am triggered and about to kill myself! Hope you're happy you fuck!
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck